I'm pretty sure CPD would've tased this drunken party animal until he pissed himself and passed out in the back seat of the cop car. Luckily his arresting officers appeared far more patient and tolerant. It's hard to deny that he's a fantastic singer though.
I like how he exits with a nice sign off to the officer... "physical violence is the least of my priorities".
Well done, sir. You stay classy.