Menina Fantasma no Elevador...

A Brazilian prank show terrifying elevator riders.  Not cool, Brazilians.

Longboarder and deer collide

Buffalo Bill Downhill Race, Golden CO
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Urinals: Not just for the fellas anymore

    ... and it's about damn time.  Why should men be the only ones allowed to go #1 standing up.  Way to go, lady urinal inventor. Kudos to you.

This was taken from a post titled "9 Reasons Why Women Can Have it All" - a truly idiotic article.

Pot-smoking moms tired of being judged by wine drinkers

What a hilarious predicament.  Stoner moms are tired of being shunned to the outskirts of their social group because they're not wine drunks.

By Corey Binns Today MSNBC.com :

Every night, Margaret’s two boys fly into the house after sports practice and flip on the TV, while she races to the kitchen to get dinner cooking. “It’s that tedious witching hour when I feel incredibly frazzled,” says the Tennessee singer/songwriter mom of a 6- and an 8-year-old. But instead of pouring herself a glass or two of Merlot, she heads to the standalone garage next to their house for a few puffs of Humboldt Kush, one of the four strains of pot she smokes seven days a week.

The drug helps her keep focus on the giant statue of popsicle sticks she’s building with her kids and relaxes her so she can get through the rest of the night without stressing. “It can make folding a pile of laundry fun,” says Margaret, 45, who asked that we not use her last name for fear of getting in trouble with the law. “If I didn’t smoke, that’d be three piles later in the week.”...

Celebrity Sighting

Good news, ladies. I spotted a very intoxicated Brad Pitt stumbling out of a dive bar on Western and Roscoe.

80's Video Friday

It's hilarious that guys were actually serious when they made this video.  Please note that it appears 80% of this band had perms.

Shark: "Don't touch my stuff"

I really like how this dipshit, after shrieking in terror, attempts to reel in this "big ass shark". "It's all mine, It's all mine!!!"..... I think you're going to need a bigger net, buddy.

Happy Humpday

Creepy Opposites

Thanks, BuzzFeed.

More Creepy Opposites



Crunkcoco

Wow.

Happy Flag Day!

One Tiny Hand

                       For more tiny hand photos please go to onetinyhand.com.  All images have been altered to show one tiny hand, with the exception of Newt Gingrich's - that is his actual hand. 

Thank you to my wonderful sister in law, Ashley of The Dim Sum Diary, for sharing this hilarious site.

Dizzaaayyyy...

He's no David After Dentist, but a close second. I appreciate how genuinely frustrated he seems at the situation.  I know how you feel, kid.  Waking up from anesthesia is a weird time.

100th SNL Digital Short

...and on a lighter note

I really appreciate that someone made this video.

Banana Peel Trucker Hat (for bananas)

       Artist Brock Davis' kids were a bit grumpy recently due to the apparent dorkiness of their breakfast. Thanks to a little quick thinking and an x-acto knife, their bananas were suddenly stylish enough to sit with the cool kids.

Brock's art reminded me of one of my favorite breakfast transformations - giving the Land O' Lakes butter lady boobs! Thanks, Dad, for showing me this awesome trick a long, long time ago.

"My kids were grumpy at breakfast this morning, so I had this idea to make a quick banana peel trucker hat for the banana to wear using the peel of the banana. This cheered them up and it made the banana look relatively hip."
-Brock Davis

How to make:
"Banana: Take 1 or 2 bananas. One to make the hat, one to model the hat. This could also be made using one banana. Carve the shape of the hat using an x-acto knife. Leave one of the banana peel sides longer, to make the rim of the hat. Most bananas come with a little sticker. Use this sticker to serve as the logo on the hat, if you want your hat to have a logo.

Simple project, takes about 5 minutes yet the memories will last a lifetime."
-Brock Davis

Boobs: Take 1 box of Land O' Lakes butter. Cut the label off at the knees. Cut off the knees leaving a little space around them. Cut a flap in the part of the box where the lady is holding the butter on three sides (left, right, and bottom) with an x-acto knife. Tape the knees to the back of the box.  Lift flap and blow your third grade buddy's minds!

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   I snatched this pic from a friend's FB page because, well, it is awesome.

Let's get physical

I'll say that this video is one of the best ways you can spend ten seconds on the Internet.  I am blown away that this thing only has 26k hits. YouTube perfection in my book. Extra points for the terrifically lame song softly playing in the background.

Photo Hunt: Bears Edition

     While these pictures appear to be similar, they are in fact very different.  
Can you find:
1. An old school badass Bears coach flipping a bird to the camera
2. A current Bears QB dressed up in his period pants walking a gerbil

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Rupert Murdoch's hands are 100% f*n creepy