Friday, September 28, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
The Mayan calendar predicts 2012 to be the last year that bacon will ever be available…. Well, not really, but it will be more scarce and thus more expensive due to the recent drought. While the National Pork Producers Council promises that we will not see “bacon lines”, personally, I do not plan on taking any chances. I’ll be placing my order for this handy home appliance to ensure that I always have at least 7.0 cubic feet of frozen pork at the ready.
Friday, September 21, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
The Olympic snowboarder faces charges of public intoxication and vandalism after some drama that went down at the Loews Vanderbilt Hotel at 2 a.m. on Sunday.
A drunk person, apparently White, started the ruckus by pulling a fire alarm, causing the hotel to evacuate all guests. An employee then witnessed White destroying a hotel telephone, according to police. When the "Flying Tomato" tried to leave the scene, shit — as they might say — got real:
White reportedly attempted to flee the hotel in a cab but a citizen prevented the cab from leaving, telling the driver he was calling police. When White overheard their conversation, he allegedly kicked the citizen and fled on foot. The citizen reported that he chased White until White turned and ran into him apparently causing White to fall backwards and strike his head against a fence.
White is now free on his own recognizance. None of his several sponsors have commented on the arrest.